we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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