I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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