I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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