Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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