Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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