The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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