I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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