Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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