No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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