The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Damn victory sex feels great
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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