The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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