Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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