When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm always down for nudity.
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