i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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