White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
