meet me or not, i'm out of control
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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