question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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