how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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