Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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