I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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