drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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