At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
did i just pee glitter
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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