Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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