Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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