is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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