Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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