Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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