You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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