talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Two words: blizzard sex
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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