i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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