try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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