yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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