Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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