did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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