Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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