Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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