you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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