I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
