at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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