My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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