I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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