I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
nutella sex= disaster
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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