The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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