In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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