Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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