It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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