Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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