Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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