The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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