I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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