Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
