I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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