It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
