do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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