i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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